Restaurant Nicknames:
Topic Category
Slang for restaurants and stores
McDonalds:
Rotton Ronnies
McRaunchys
McTapeworm
McDoodlybutts
McPukes
Mc Choke & Puke
Mc Gag & Puke
McDicks
McRottens
McDs,
The Big M.
Mickey Ds
Dirty Ds
McPigs
McNasty
McDoodlybutts
Smack Donald's
Irish Restaurant
McDogFoods
McRats
McKaKas
Big N' Tasty burger at McDonald's = Big N' Nasty
purveyor of savory cardiovascular time bombs
Burger King = Booger King, whopper king, Home of The Whopper!, Burger Fling
KFC = Kentucky Fried Cruelty. Dirty Bird, K Fry, Unlikely Fried Ktten, Kentucky Fried Rat
Harvey's = Barfveys
Taco Bell = Taco Hell (where all bad tacos go when they die), Taco Smell, Taco Belch
Tim Horton's - Timmy Hoes, Timmies, Dead Tims, Horny Tims, Tim Horribles. Tim Tarts = girls that work there
Starbucks = crapbucks, Fivebucks
Chicken breast = Chicken boobies/titties
Swiss Chalet = Saucy Buzzard, Swiss Pigeon
Pizza Hut = Pizza Slut, the Slut (she stands in the road and gives blow jobs if you give her a pizza) Pizza Butt
White Castle = Porcilan Palace
Long John Silver's = Long John Silverfish
Jack-In-The -Box = Jackoff-In-The-Box, Jack in the crack, and don't miss those curly fries
Olive Garden = Evil-O Garden (spell it backwards)
Waffle House = Awful House
Red Lobster = Dead Lobster
White Hen = Blight Hen, Dirty Bird, Black Chicken
Old Country Buffet = Old C*nt Buffet
Appleby's = Crappleby's
Country Kitchen = the bitchin' kitchin'
Dunkin Dognuts
Great American Bagel = Great American Fuckhole
buffet = barfay
Wendy's = Wendy's hot and juicy, Snappy's (done in a snap)
Corner Bakery = Corner Robbery
Caesar Salad = Skeezer Salad
Who has the better tasting grease?
SuperStore = StupidStore
Whole Foods = Whole Paycheck
Walmart = Wally's World, Wallfart,
Canadian Tire = Crappy Tire.
Sears = Pimps and queers, See-Arse
Kmart = Ghetto Mart
Home Depot = Homo Depot
Office Depot = Office Despot
Nieman Marcus = Needless Markup
Lord and Taylor = Loud and Tacky
Victoria's Secret = Victor's Secret (underneath all that lingerie she's a tranny)
Ramada Inn = Ramadan Inn (restaurant does not serve food till sunset?)
Old Navy = Old Navel
Nordstroms = Nerdstroms
Crate and Barrel = Crack and Assh*le
Target must be pronounced "Tar - Jay"
Neiman Marcus = Needless Markup
Corner Bakery = Corner Robbery
Radio Shack = Radio Shat, Radio Outhouse
